Fluff is a cranky old lady of 12 years. She is elitist, snobby, and acts like a Karen by always complaining to the manager. She hates treats, empty laps, and wet food. She loves most humans, but hates all other animals, especially Lieutenant Dan.

Lt. Dan is a veteran of the mean streets that claimed his right-front leg. He is always watchful and growls menacingly at unexpected noises. He loves Indie, his boyfriend Sherlock, and Temptations treats. He hates other cats especially Fluff.

Sherlock is young, dumb, and always starting shit. He drools when making biscuits and flips in the air for toys. He loves wet food, purée treats, crunchy treats, ham, tuna, chicken, and his boyfriend Lt. Dan. He hates all other cats, sharing food, and not having access to whoever is using the toilet.